30 Things About Me?

I've seen some of these thingys popping up in places. Can you tell by reading this what kind of mood I'm in tonight? Some are true. Which ones???


- You can't screw up my name. Forward = bob, backwards = bob
- I think Bugs Bunny is hot when he's disguised as a girl bunny.
- I've been camping.
- If people yell my name, I say "huh?"
- I wish I would lose a tooth so the Tooth Fairy would come by.
- I got a black eye from a bounced check.
- I once liked dogs best. Now I like cats better.
- I like doing laundry.
- I like women who are smarter than me.
- I laugh at everything.
- I would like to meet the person who invented Jell-O.
- I believe the Bee Gees were married... to each other.
- I wonder why sometimes.
- I hate camping.
- I would like to soak in a tub of melted cheese.
- I like to give massages with wine.
- I believe that all hot babes should wear thongs.
- I believe that bird names for sports teams sound wimpy.
- I wouldn't want to be known as a Packer. (A la Green Bay)
- I think that Carmen Garcia is sheer perfection.
- I remember when being a porn star wasn't cool.
- I feel that Charles Schultz was a genius.
- I think bumper stickers are stupid.
- I like the word Groovy.
- I won't go camping without guaranteed sex.
- I think having fun is fun.
- I invented balled up tin foil and the left footed limp.
- I sang a song once and almost remembered all the words.
- I remember life before cell phones.
- My underwear always matches my shirt.