Here's something I learned last night, fat butted chicks should not wear Daisy Dukes out in public. Please.
We stopped at a convenience store last night and this younger girl, maybe early 20's, came in wearing the tiniest little pair of shorts I've seen in a while, outside of pornos. Normally this is a reason for some happiness for me. The problem was, she was a bit overweight. OK, how about a LOT overweight. She had a giant sized butt with a ton or so of cottage cheese cellulite hanging out all over. Those shorts were so small that the bottoms of her cheesy butt were hanging (literally) out. They had to be uncomfortable because they were wedged into her butt hard.
The whole store just went silent and everyone stopped what they were doing to watch her. It really was an amazing sight.
I sort of felt bad for her but then again, she should have known how that looked. Maybe wanted the attention? Maybe she really didn't care?
I don't know, but it certainly was a horrible sight for a sober man.
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