If people mind being referred to as a 'Son of a Bitch' when they really are?
If some people who find out they don't really like their kids just lie and tell them they are adopted?
Why does anyone become a politician? Do they wake up one day and decide they like kissing ass and never telling the truth and making promises they never intend to keep?
Was Disco ever really cool?
Who was that masked man? And was it really a man?
What is the proper way to tell the sexy babe at the grocery store that she is quite appealing and that you'd love to paint her portrait? (Not in the veggie aisle, I'm sure.)
Where did anyone get the idea that soccer was fun?
When will Linda Ronstadt be loved?
Why didn't the cereal people ever let the Rabbit have some Trix?
How do I ever get through a day with all the squirrley thoughts in my head?
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