Earlier today I was talking with someone and they noticed that I had the sniffles. Nothing serious, just a slight sniffle. She asked if I was OK and I answered, "Yeah, I think my nose just needs a blow job." Silence.
I didn't even mean to say anything like that.
Then I was talking with someone else about lunch. I said in passing that I had Beef Stroganoff. They looked at me funny and said, "What were you doing?" Apparently we were supposed to be talking about the weekend not what we had for lunch. My short attention span got me again. Nice.
I think I'll keep more quiet the rest of the afternoon.
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