Thursday, November 03, 2005

I Love Goofy Jokes

A few of my latest favorite goofy jokes for your entertainment. You can't read these and stay in a bad mood. (Well, maybe not most of you.)

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It

How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
` Right Where You Left Him

...and my favorite from this bunch...

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko



Now admit it....
At least one of these made you smile!! Right?

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