I'll be locked away from the world again today for more training so I thought I'd post the last of the goofy jokes I have saved. No, I can't resist them.
This is just my way to help you through your day.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer, and a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes ... Whack, "Crap"!
A Bad Skydiver Goes . "Crap"!, Whack!
How are a Texas Tornado & A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!!
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