You Know What I Need?

I bummed this from Awna. It's funny to me.

Go to Google. Type in "(your name) needs".

Here are my results:

- Bob needs advice! So who's up for some YB Educatin?

- Dirty Bob needs loving home. I clean up nicely.

- Bob needs the hash of his PK. That should have stopped at 'Hash.'
- Bob Needs a New Cage! No comment.

- Bob needs a life. I had one once.....

- Bob needs to communicate with his supplier. My fix is long overdue.

- Bob needs to roar with pride. I did that once. It hurt a little.

- Bob needs friends. Would yew be my friend?

- Bob needs to realize that there are millions of people around the world that canbenefit from his experiences. Maybe they need to realize this first.

- Bob needs singing lessons. They wouldn't help.

- Bob needs to trust Alice. I will, as soon as I meet her.

- Bob needs to bend over, pick it up, and start walking with the rest of us. I'm not sure what to say to this one.

- Bob needs a maid. With a sexy French outfit.

- Bob needs to be yanked out of his pajamas. Now we're talkin!

- Bob needs to work on his muscle tone too. I have muscle tone?

- Bob needs help being romantic. Not true. I know how to rent porn.

- Bob needs support to learn to respond to adult direction in an age-appropriate way. Sounds too boring to me.

- Bob needs to move back to California from the east coast. Sounds good except I've never been there... yet!

- Bob needs Travis and his trailer. Then he and I can star in "Deliverance II".

- Bob needs your dough. Not cookie dough either!

- Bob needs a good spanking. I'm a baaad boy!

- Bob needs a little brain surgery. I'm like the Scarecrow.

**Lars, I fixed that last one. That just proves the point, eh?