Here is the Peachy and YB adventure in Swedish Chef speak. Thanks a bunch Cat for the link. I love the Swedish Chef!
The original version of the story is posted below the Chef version. I swear it's all true. Well, maybe swearing isn't the best idea.
Yesterdey Peechy und I vent oon a vhurlveend loonch treep tugezeer. Ve-a vent tu get stemps fur her, a sympethy cerd fur a freeend ooff meene-a und zeen tu 7-Ilefee fur sume-a Beeg Beetes. It ves un interesteeng treep tu sey zee leest.
Furst, zee Pust Ooffffeece-a deedn’t hefe-a zee stemps Peechy vunted, su she-a sterted getteeng irete-a. She-a ves telleeng zee clerk thet he-a ves a duuffoos und thet he-a needed tu gu in zee beck und get “thuse-a demn stemps” thet she-a knoo he-a ves keepeeng frum her. Vhee she-a sterted tryeeng tu greb zee gooy thruoogh zee veendoo, I knoo it ves teeme-a tu get her oooot ooff zeere-a.
Zeen ve-a vent tu CFS und I deedn’t buzeer veet zee cerd. Peechy ves tuu boosy tryeeng tu feegoore-a oooot hoo she-a cuoold get inseede-a zee plece-a und preent her oovn peectoores. Thet vey she-a vuooldn’t hefe-a tu pey fur zeem. She-a ves oopenly flurteeng veet zee clerk, tryeeng tu sedooce-a heem intu letteeng her intu zee sture-a effter huoors. Unytheeng tu sefe-a a boock I gooess.
Zee vurst pert ooff zee treep ves vhee ve-a vere-a et zee 7-Ilefee. Zee gooy beheend zee cuoonter hed a heefy eccent und ves herd tu understund. Effter tryeeng tu get heem tu understund oooor oorder, Peechy gut unnuyed und sterted muckeeng heem. She-a ves telkeeng tu heem in her ferseeun ooff hees eccent und ecteeng fery sneede-a ebuoot it. Zee foonny theeng ves, he-a ectooelly sterted tu get theengs streeeght vhee she-a deed thet. Veurd.
Needless tu sey, it ves qooeete-a zee interteeening loonch treep yesterdey. Yuoo ell shuoold ixpereeence-a a Peechy treep sumedey.
The real version:
Yesterday Peachy and I went on a whirlwind lunch trip together. We went to get stamps for her, a sympathy card for a friend of mine and then to 7-Eleven for some Big Bites. It was an interesting trip to say the least.
First, the Post Office didn’t have the stamps Peachy wanted, so she started getting irate. She was telling the clerk that he was a doofus and that he needed to go in the back and get “those damn stamps” that she knew he was keeping from her. When she started trying to grab the guy through the window, I knew it was time to get her out of there.
Then we went to CVS and I didn’t bother with the card. Peachy was too busy trying to figure out how she could get inside the place and print her own pictures. That way she wouldn’t have to pay for them. She was openly flirting with the clerk, trying to seduce him into letting her into the store after hours. Anything to save a buck I guess.
The worst part of the trip was when we were at the 7-Eleven. The guy behind the counter had a heavy accent and was hard to understand. After trying to get him to understand our order, Peachy got annoyed and started mocking him. She was talking to him in her version of his accent and acting very snide about it. The funny thing was, he actually started to get things straight when she did that. Weird.
Needless to say, it was quite the entertaining lunch trip yesterday. You all should experience a Peachy trip someday.
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