Tonight we went to happy hour after the big company Christmas party. It was a good time. I was just wondering something though; why do some guys have to have a cigar when they are out drinking? Those things are worse than cigarettes. They are sickening.
One of the guys we were with actually left the bar to go and get cigars. Then several of them stood around with those big, fat stinky things smoking up the joint. They were sucking on them like they were candy or something.
I don’t get it. Those things stink. They ruin the air for everyone within 20 feet of them. They are not cheap either. They also look stupid. What is the big attraction?
Maybe it’s a way of releasing pent up frustrations. The guys smoking those things may have a craving for trying out a penis or something. I think it’s a suppressed desire to try out gay sex. That is the only thing I can think of. They look like they are practicing for sucking a big old wang-ho.
I wish they’d just come out of the closet and get it over with. Then we wouldn’t have to put up with their nasty pollution anymore.
Otherwise it was a great evening. :)
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