From your helpful friend, Helpie Helperson.
Tip: Never go 'commando' when you are going out for a night of heavy drinking.
Guys; booze can tend to make you forget to tuck everything safely away before zipping up in the restroom. Yeoutch!!
Women; women wearing skirts and sitting on barstools have a tendency to inherit crowds of adoring men all standing directly in front of them. It pisses off their dates and then they are jealous of you. (Of course, you do get to drink for free.)
Remember, Helpie says any help is good help. :)
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