10. The Orioles keep losing so the Yankees can keep up.
9. The sexy neighbor was out doing her windows in a sports bra and tiny little shorts.
8. McDonald's hasn't closed yet due to fat people lawsuits.
7. It's Friday and soon I won't have to see these idiots for a couple of days.
6. I've visited Starbuck's 6 times.
5. I scheduled my beach vacation.
4. Michael Jackson hasn't molested any more kids yet. (That we know of.)
3. Another work week is almost done and my sanity is still intact. (Relatively)
2. The lost boy scout was found safe and healthy.
1. My Uncle is doing well.
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