Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Warning For Men

Warning:

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and available almost everywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs"

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

Many times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a scam known as a "relationship".

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage".

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" and the women administering it..... there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow Pages.

6 comments:

SJ said...

I'm willing to become addicted. Just so we can study the effects, you know...

Anonymous said...

Funny, funny stuff Bob. Best thing I've read in months but beware...females might use this "beer" (as you call it) at support groups too. Rod

Cindy-Lou said...

Yeah right, like a woman needs beer to get a guy to come home with her for no-strings-attached sex.

Yankeebob said...

Yeah Ian, I'd like to get involved in that study too.

Rod, those supprot groups are nothing more than meat markets anymore. (Sounds good to me.)

LAH, Just Pepsi for me. I don't want a cop to get me for drunk driving one of those little carts around. That would be really embarrasing.

CL, I don't even drink beer anymore and I can be talked into no-strings-attached sex without much effort at all.

Aecudaisy, glad you stopped by. Your last sentence makes it sound like you've experienced guys like me, oops, I mean guys who have fallen under this trap.

Yankeebob said...

BTW, for the record I didn't write this. It came from an e-mail I received.

Lynn said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!Oh, wait. You mean all it takes is "beer"? Damn. I've been going about this thing the wrong way.