Thursday, March 10, 2005

Who Wears Jammies To Bed?

The last few nights have been so cold that I’ve actually started to consider getting some pajamas to wear to bed. For me, this is a big deal. I haven’t worn any since I was a kid. I’m just not sure what kind to get or even what may be available that I don’t know about, since I’ve been out of the loop for so long.

I think it would be fun to have some of those Dagwood Bumstead jammies. The kind that almost look like a soft business suit. They have a collar and the shirt buttons down the front. Maybe a pinstripe? I hear pinstripes give the illusion of a person being slimmer. Problem is they just don’t look comfortable enough to sleep in.

Maybe I could get the kind I’ve seen in the Playboy catalog. They look like silk, all smooth and soft. Then I could pretend to be like Hugh and imagine all 7 of his blonds were in bed with me. Well, maybe that’s not a great idea. Nicci might not appreciate sharing the bed with 7 sexy blonds, even imaginary ones. I’d probably slip up and start calling her Bambi or something.

Maybe I could get some of those cool Italian athletic looking pajamas. The kind with the stripes down the legs and the crest on the shirt. Those are sleek. They remind me of a pro tennis player. Of course the downside is that they might get me pumped up for a workout and I might not be able to sleep very well. (Nicci could benefit from me being more wide awake though.)

I’ve always liked the porn star satin jammies. All shiny and sexy. They have the ‘come and get it look’ that all guys want their women to see. I’d like those but they have a tendency to be a bit chilly. Plus anyone who has ever slept on satin knows it’s slippery. I could end up sliding right out of bed and getting hurt. Besides, what good would they be if they get me action every night and I only wear them for maybe 10 minutes? Not much sleeping going on there.

I’m just not sure what would be best. Maybe I could get some suggestions? I know summer is coming soon and this won’t be an issue, but for right now, I’m tired of being chilly at night.

3 comments:

Peeved Michelle said...

I have pajama sets, but I never seem to want to wear the pants. I like to sleep with at least a top on.

Kis Lee said...

i love pajama sets...cotton or cotton/fleece is so nice and soft.

satin jammies, porn star jammies, hefner jammmies...if my boyfriend wore any of those, i'd kick him out of bed. either that or laugh at him. :)

Munch said...

I say invest in a bigger warmer blanket.