Friday, October 29, 2004

Election Results In Advance

Ok, here's how this Presidential election will end up:

Bush people will vote for Bush. People that don't like Kerry will vote for Bush. Kerry people will vote for Kerry. People that don't like Bush will vote for Kerry. One of these guys will win.

After all the wind, piss and excitement, the guy in the White House will increase the deficit, will ignore the illegal immigrant issues, will not help the working man/woman, will help more soldiers die, will screw up Social Security more, will not reform tort, will try to keep the US safer (but no one really knows how to do so), will piss off other nations, will kiss the ass of other nations, etc.....

Get it? He will continue the status quo.

And Mr. Bush and Mr. Kerry, no matter the outcome this year, will continue to be rich, like they always have been, pretending to understand the working man/woman, something they never have, do or will ever really understand.

Then those who have seen many elections will vote in 4 years for the lesser of 2 evils again, feeling kind of empty doing it.

Those who haven't seen enough elections yet will rile up the world in 4 years with more wind, piss and excitement hoping that their new guy will change the status quo and that they've helped the world by helping their guy.

Time will cure them.

I'm just looking forward to it being over with. Can you tell?

4 comments:

Cindy-Lou said...

Gee, cynical much?
(I agree though, so who am I to talk)

Yankeebob said...

Yeah CL, I posted this last night after hearing another and another Ad from 'the candidates' attacking each other personally. I wish they'd just stick to their differences on the issues and stop the crap. I've had enough of mudslinging.

Anonymous said...

It would be nice to have a president and government that would really work at solving the real problems and being honest about how their plan is working. Why can't they just tell us the plan we had isn't working it's time to try something else. Ask the question, Hey you out there supossed people of the government(talking about us commen citizens) any suggestions that we might be able to truly listen to and evaluate? Be honest don't lie and tell us that your plan is working on all issues. What? do you think we are ALL morons? I think there are people ouy there that do pay some attention.

Roy Hobbs said...

You forgot one other scenario ... Those who do not want to hear Teresa Heinz Kerry will vote for Bush. Thought that was funny due to her hurting his campaign with some of the stuff she says.