Thursday, October 14, 2004

Pedro Is The I In Team

So ESPN just showed Princess Pedro (Thanks Shannon for the nickname. I just can’t stop using it.) being interviewed after the Yankees whipped his butt again last night. He was talking about how happy he was that the Yankee crowd was getting on him so hard, chanting “Who’s your Daddy” and “Paaaaydroooo!” He claimed that it made him really happy to be the center of attention for a whole city. He said that 15 years ago he was sitting alone in a banana tree (?) and didn’t have enough money to even buy a baseball. Now look. The entire city was excited because of him. Because of who he is and what he is.

Now some sentimentalists would say “Aww! Isn’t it good to hear such a nice success story?” and other crap like that. But let’s read between the lines. This guy likes to be the center of attention. Craves it. In a sport where the team is what matters, all that matters. Mr. Primadonna Pedro, the whole team. What a bum!

The guys on Baseball Tonight were joking about it saying, “There is no I in team, but there obviously is a me.”

Got that right.

1 comment:

Yankeebob said...

Methinks thou art correct in thine astute conclusion, fair lady!