Do you know someone like this...?...
They know something about everything. Even if you know something about something, they know better.
They always can top any experience you've had or will have. Don't bother to tell them anything. All you get out of it is something that starts with "Well that's nothing. One time I was....."
They are super friendly, until the time is right. Once the coast is clear, then the 'truth about that person' as they see it comes out. (Makes you wonder what happens when you leave the room...)
They have been everywhere. Your experiences don't compare. Don't even try.
They have seen everything. Whatever is on the news that day, they've done it, seen it, lived it, caused it, whatever.
They have no peer. What they do might not be utter perfection, but it's damn close. What anyone else does can not measure up to their quality. Lose that idea quick!
I'm sure most people have a little of some of these fine qualities in them. When you run into someone with all of the above squirming around inside them, a good day sure can end up in the pisser.
2 comments:
I work with that guy. Throughout my entire life he's been there. He just keeps changing bodies, I think.
The best part about guys like this is that they talk so much BS and yet they believe everything anyone else says. Just make some stuff up. Keep trumping them. They'll keep you entertained for hours.
Good call, Mike. Next time I'll give that idea a shot before I get too irritated. It does sound like fun. After I do, it will make a nice post on the 'ol blog.
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