Sunday, November 21, 2004

A Book Review For Men

This week our book review will cover a new edition of an old classic, the Christmas 2004 Victoria’s Secret Catalog. This Christmas Edition classic has been around many years now and we always look forward to the newest installment in this continuing saga of beauty, brains, art and corporate greed.

In this latest spectacular segment, we immediately see this story will be quite titillating just by viewing the vixen pictured on the cover. On the cover is a delightful rendition of a young innocent looking blond temptress wearing little more than a look that quietly screams “Come to me. Buy my clothes and be fulfilled.” Beautiful. Quite the eye catching start.

Opening the cover, we are stunned by a picture of exquisite beauty! It is a gorgeous pose by Adriana Lima in a sparkling ensemble complete with sparkling belly jewelry and glittering background. The wind gently blowing back her hair, the lack of too much bothersome clothing and a look on her face that quietly dares you to ‘Come Hither’. Who wouldn’t? Fantastic!

We immediately notice that the geniuses at Victoria’s Secret have done a remarkable job putting this year’s catalog together. They have started the whole thing off with a bang by placing all the luscious models in lingerie in the front and worked toward the back with the more over-dressed chicas. Pure genius as far as we men are concerned. Who wants to have to search for the important pages anyway? At any rate, ther is much to see here and I can’t possibly continue doing a page-by-page review, but I will record the highlights for you now.

Other than the above mentioned two pages, turning to page 10 we find more exciting images of beautiful lingerie. Continuing on to page 13 we find the luscious Adriana again wearing pink lace with just the slightest of nipple shadow showing through. At page 16 we find an exciting set of photos of an auburn haired beauty in some very revealing ensembles. For 4 pages you can see this gorgeous woman and try not to hyperventilate. Pardon me while I catch my breath.

Moving along to page 30 we find the incomparable Naomi Campbell in a see through jeweled bra. More nipple shadow showing. So amazing! More highlights from Adriana and a beautiful blond on pages 36 and 37. Fantastic artistry! Pictures of almost naked butts on page 47 will take you to new heights of wanting.

My personal favorite out of all of the beautiful renditions in this amazing work of art is on page 45. Adriana in a gorgeous black outfit that is pure perfection from the top of her head to the amazingly sexy tips of her toes. Those shoes! Wow! Personally, if I were ever to see someone like that in real life, I’d probably have to be rushed to the hospital with a coronary.

I could go on and on this way, but I won’t. Let’s just suffice it to say that the wonderful folks at Victoria’s Secret have outdone themselves once again, bringing us some of the most beautiful classic literature to ever grace the mailboxes of America. I highly recommend a slow perusal of every page, taking in every nuance of every lovely picture. How better to start the holiday season? Keep up the good work V.S.!!!

Until next time, thanks for checking in with ‘Book Reviews For Men’, brought to you by Yankeebob.

Ta Ta for now!

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