Wednesday, November 17, 2004

I'm A Criminal

A new quiz thanks to El Sid.

marquis
You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of
exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic
and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an
ancient and noble house, you were married
(against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress
for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and
with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your
mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a
lettre de cachet for 14 years until the
Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean,
charming, you became a Revolutionary,
miraculously escaping the guillotine during the
Terror, only to be arrested later for
publishing your erotic novels. You spent your
final 12 years in the insane asylum at
Charenton, where you caused another scandal by
directing plays using inmates and professional
actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in
the arms of your teenage mistress.
You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.


Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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I'm a deviant. Where's my applause?

2 comments:

Me said...

The secret is out... Meritt is actually "Vlad the Impaler"....

You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched them on the rack, burned them at the stake, boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them. Most of your killings were politically targeted but sometimes you killed just because you were bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000.
Evil Evil man. Fie on you!

JK said...

JAck the Ripper. They finally discovered me, well this puts a damper on my plans...... I wonder if anyone would forget the name Jack the Ripper. I should invent a new pseudonym? Like Bob the Hacker, or Fergus the Impatient, or Aaron the Asshole. They are all so good.