You are fresh-ground coffee, black, first thing
in the morning.
You are a life-giving substance. The US government
has secret stockpiles of you hidden in caverns
under the Rockies. When for some reason you
are late to a meeting, world financial markets
are thrown into chaos. Your presence can cure
warts and mild depression, and when you enter a
room, you diffuse a gentle fragrance that
reminds people of the happiest moment of their
childhoods. Cats and children adore you; they
curl up at your feet, where they torment small
crawling things and occasionally lick your
toes.
What kind of coffee are you?
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4 comments:
You are a mixed green salad. You took this quiz by mistake. You don't drink coffee. You don't even know what it smells like. You should not be allowed in coffee's presence, for you would profane its mysteries. You believe in UFOs and everything that you hear on TV. You are shifty-eyed and untrustworthy, and you are plagued by strange dreams. You want to be on a reality TV show.
I guess my answers were too random. Boooooooooooo.
You are instant coffee gulped on a bus. You are better than nothing. You are well-meaning, but ersatz. You sing along with Muzak in elevators. You cannot remember your original hair color, and your artificial nails could be used to slice a zucchini. You forget small details such as your telephone number and the names of your children. You believe in astrology, numerology, and satinism (the cult of shiny fabrics).
ouch :( hehehe...
for the record, i DO sing along with muzak in elevators... if i know the song... but i'll sing along with anything if i know it! doesn't matter if i hate the song!!! i have my original hair color. and i don't have artificial nails. actually, my nails are kept very, very short... as short as you can have them without biting them...
oh, and i remember everyone's fucking phone #s! phone #s and birthdates. i can't help it. it's like a disease. oh, and i don't have kids. so there. and these cults... i believe in none of them. sheesh.
this quiz is bunk. i'm never taking another quiz by this lynn person again :P
What's this about licking toes.....?
I am a half double decaffinated half-caff with a twist of lemon.
Oh, all right then - I'm black coffee too...
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