Umm, I'll bet Scott Peterson is second guessing his choice between murder and divorce now, don't you think? Dumb ass.
So Pedro is going to the Mets? Good. If we have to put up with interleague play at least one of our pitchers can pound him with a fastball when he bats. Payback is a bitch, Princess Pedro.
Is anyone other than me sick of those annoying E-Harmony ads? Geez, how sickening. I don't think I can take hearing about someone meeting their 'soulmate' via the internet even once more. I may have to break the nob off my radio.
By the way, I think soulmate is becoming the most overused word now, even more so than Diva.
I got some ad in the mail last night for a free copy of the Paris Hilton sex video. All I have to do is buy a bunch of other porn stuff. 1st - how did I get a porn ad in the mail? Don't you have to buy something first to get on their list? 2nd - I guess Paris is no longer too interesting since they are giving the video away. Sad, she's just another has been already.
2 sisters have come forward claiming that they were 'touched inappropriately' by a teacher some 27 years after it supposedly happened. They 'found out' this happened after being hypnotized. Well, how is it that this can be taken seriously? Hypnotize me and I'll probably say anything too. Even something good about a certain ball team from Boston. (Nah, I do believe that is impossible. But you get the idea.) The world is getting stranger everyday.
I'm hanging up my new calendar today. Classic pin-ups by Gil Elvgren. It probably won't last. Some PC pain in the butt will cry about it even though it's pretty tame and no one ever comes in here anyway. We'll see.
I noticed in January that the 4th is a public holiday in Scotland. It says 'Scotland only'. I wonder what that is? And on the 10th it says 'Coming of age day'. That one sounds interesting. Anyone know anything about those?
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KNow what the worst parts of those eHarmony ads are? All of the couples seem so unreal. Body language alone is very awkward. Most of the couples are not touching each other at all, but standing close together as if that's where they were placed.
One ad in particular is one woman's voice, narrating how finding her man was like the end of a long journey. She never thought she'd find him, and now she has, blah blah blah. Anyone who thinks that getting married is the END of a long journey obviously has no idea what being married means. Welcome to the start of a whole new uphill journey, sweetheart!
I think "Coming of Age Day" has something to do with that ad you received about Paris Hilton.
Beergirl, you are right. Those people in the ads look like they just met. Oh, and uphill is right.
CL, I guess I hadn't thought about that angle. Maybe I do need the video?
don't front, YB, we ALL know you buy porn online... :P
YB, the Paris Hilton video isn't up to much. I watched it not long ago. There I was, sat on my couch, pants around my ankles, anticipating an evening I'd remember, when I pressed "play" on my VCR and all I got were shots of some bloke showing me around a hotel in France...
I think the man at the market stall deceived me, somehow...
Thanks for the laughs!! Poor Scott - Maybe you should send him the Paris Hilton video... Two blonde dumbass can be a sad had been together for just that one moment in time - that one moment they call the 'coming of age day'
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